these are my Heroes

Decided to give u a double whammy.. Seemingly because you guys waited so patiently, I decided to give u another shot of Cane-Oin (like Heroin.get it? Because your addicted to my post.. No? Forget it).. This time though, I don't wanna brag about me like usual.. Instead, about the people who made me who I am.. Kiana, I know how much you love me, and I love you too, but this one is for my family.. You understand...


I love my family.. Always have, always will.. But I define family as people I confide in.. Who I can tell anything and everything to who won't pass judgement on me.. Who love me unconditionally.. Whether I was a totally obnoxious teenager, or a habitual Graffiti offender who has been arrested more then once for trying to get "fame".. These people have loved me and never changed their minds on who I am.. And with that said this is my Family :

Crissy - along with being the oldest and the biggest sister, ur also the most responsible.. Ur actually an inspiration to me because u have ur "shit together".. I look up to u.. Mami is proud.. Plus it aint easy rasin Chilly's hyper ass lol.. Remember when me and u was in the swim-a-thon? Lmao we had chocolate too!!.. Or when I had that baseball parade and u wuz wearing Green socks w/ boots? Lmaoo, I still got them pics lol.. How bout when we graduated the same year? Me from Kindergarten, u from 6th grade.. U got the humanitarian award, lmao, I still don't understand how..

Erica - shit, u done did and seen it all.. From great relationships to shitty relationships, New York to Tampa and back, sharing B-Day parties and watching Papi do the 100 yard dash on the sand in Orchard Beach to beat the shit out of that dude because of Rico's homo ass to downloading porn for me on our compaq to....x= lmaoo.. Totally out of line, I apologize.. Nah, ur like the backbone of the Mattey bunch, weird because I seen the after effects of you fighting girls outside but yet im still nervous when u scream at me lmao.. I hope all your dreams come true, because u totally deserve them.. Just learn how to manage money for God sakes or Crissy is gonna be calling you.. And don't be jealous cuz ur beautiful Daughter loves her Tio more.. Its life.. Much love to the bigger little sister

Becky - shit.. My other half.. My ace boon coon.. The Jay-z to the Nas lmao.. I don't even know what to say but I love you I love you I love you.. Besides u smokin, I think me and u are a-alikes.. From fightin in C.S 50 to fightin in 214, I whooped so many asses and u were their for all of them.. Remember that time I faught Raquan and you was lyin tellin the dudes he was with that all ur special ed friends was hiding and if I got jumped that they was all gonna get fucked up lmao.. Remember when u gave birth to that beautiful girl named Gabriella? Remember how proud you felt when she started walking? Remember how you felt when she started talking? Imagine how your gonna feel when she goes to kindergarten for the first day of school.. Imagine how your gonna feel when she graduates from College.. Better yet, imagine how she's gonna feel when she's walkin down the aisle and she looks in the crowd and sees her "pleasantly plump" mom crying tears of joy in the crowd.. Or imagine how she's gonna feel if your not there.. Becky, u know I love you, do what's right for Gabby.. I didn't wanna make this seem like the same old same old, but I love you..

Geni - oh shit.. Muddasucka.. "Give it up for *changes voice into a robotic one* the underground railroad".. Making songs in Conneticut when we was like 10 and 9.. Hahahahha, u liked Bebe lmaoo.. Then u like Aman >=o.. Lol.. Chito proposed to u with a 25 cent ring :'(...then he proposed to Olga's grand daughter.. The only one to get hit by a car, ur stitches looked like a roach lol.. I got u ur first real job!! We walked the whole 5 line with ur new digital camera taking pictures of graffiti.. You listened to The Calling.. bwahahahahaha.. Nah, I love you though, your fuckin awesome.. Your blog is fantastic, your heart is gold.. Your weed is green.. Your beautiful.. Love you..

Narul (jason) - pssh.. I aint gotta say shit bout this nigga.. Anybody who knows me, knows him.. My right hand man.. Nuff sed.. The brother that I never had..

Papi - shit.. My nigga.. My nigga.. My nigga.. Lol.. I seen this man at his absolute worse, and im so fuckin honored that he's my father.. I don't care what nobody says, this nigga been through it, and been through it again.. He made a hell of mistakes.. And people hate him.. But his children love him.. Of course because he's our father, but there's somethin about him.. He's the shit.. I think highly of him.. Fuck u if u don't like him.. Im pretty sure u think about him way more then he thinks about you.. Papi, I love you.. End of story

Pooty, Yepsi, Baby, and whatever else ya wanna say - MY LIFE.. Why I breathe.. They say save the best for last.. My fucking wife.. My best friend.. I love you.. I don't even need to type much.. EVERYONE knows how I feel about you.. Gimme kiss big head lol..


And THAT is who I am..


Sorry for bein up late Millie, I planned on goin to sleep, but I started bloggin and couldn't stop, im goin to sleep now though

the Return

*CanE enters press room.. Cameras are flashing, tape recorders are recording, reporters are eager to know what happened.. CanE begins his speech


Nation, its been quite a journey.. Throughout this month of January and the ending of 2008, you kept your eyes glued to my blog.. Waiting to hear the latest in the life of CanE, wondering what was going on inside the brain of the mad scientist.. And like a proud parent, I kept feeding you.. Nurturing your soul with the words of the gboat.. You didn't take it for granted.. And for this, I am deeply honored, and completely enamored.. My post bring happiness and entertainment to ur everyday life, I understand and am happy to do this.. So I know what you guys are asking yourselves.. "Why does he need a press conference to tell us this?" .. Its simple.. I want ur questions to be answered.. U got the questions, I got the answers, CanesShack.. lol, and with that said, lets start with the guy in the orange suit..

Orange suit man : "CanE.. You've been missing for a while.. Where have you been?"

CanE : well sir to be totally honest, I been busy.. Working almost everyday takes its toll on a young man, so I didn't have much time to blog.. Nice suit by the way ;-)

Lady in pink : "so is it false that the reason you haven't been blogging is because u didn't pay your phone bill and don't have a computer at home?"

CanE : "Uhm.. Next question please.. Yes you with the Yankee cap"

Lady in Pink : "excuse me, but im part of ur army, I even donate to the united cane is broke foundation.. I believe I warrant an answer"

CanE : "well excuse me toots, but I didn't answer because u didn't wait your turn.. Now, man with the Yankee Cap please, state your question"

Yankee Cap Man : "well Captain, I was going to ask the same question she did"

CanE : "well in that case, your fired for plageurizing.. Please escort yourself out the door immediately.. Lady with the amazingly large Adams Apple"

Lady with Adams Apple : "CanE, is it true that during the course of your Hiatus, you have been spotted playing soccer with Osama Bin Laden?"

CanE : "where's the proof?"

Lady with Adams Apple : "right here".. *holds up picture of CanE kicking ball to Osama's beard

CanE : "oh that.. That's not Osama Bin Laden.. That's Osama Aladdin.. From Disney.. We're friends

Lady with Adams Apple : "um, I didn't know his first name was Osama, and I didn't know he had a beard"

CanE : "that's because America wouldn't allow his movie to be played in theatres unless he changed his name.. And about the beard.. Uhm, when was the time his movie came out? Over 10 years ago.. People age you know, even if he is a cartoon.. Go look at Jasmine, she's using a walker right now.. Last question, *rolls eyes*, lady with the pink

Lady with Pink : "same question as I stated previously"

CanE : "you didn't state the previous question, the Adams Apple lady did.. Too bad.. Ok guys, I think this was a successful press conference.. Be sure to check out my blog everyday for updates.. Peace and hairgreace"

*see's lady with the pink at the elevator..

CanE : hey, you wanna know the truth? Yea I didn't pay my bill, I was broke.. And no I don't have a computer at home.. Happy now? Makes you feel any better? I just didn't want any of my Army members thinking negative.. You know that press conference is going to be posted on my blog right? But since the conference is over, and this isn't being recorded, I can talk freely.. So anyways, good day

*CanE walks down the stairs instead of taking the elevator

*Lady in Pink turns recorder off and laughs..."Bwahahahahahahaha"

no Drama with Obama

I know I've been gone from the Blogiverse for a couple days and I truly apologize because of it.. But anyways, lets get right into it..

January 20th 2009

I woke up 15 minutes past 11 today.. I'm not due at work until 6.. So what was the reason for waking up so early? I wanted to catch a glimpse of our new president.. Mr. Barack Hussein Obama.. Before I go on, I just want to say that the new sidekick better recognize the word Barack and Obama.. I don't want to see any red lines under those two words when I type them.. Because I will be typing them a lot.. Hopefully for the next 8 years [-8 .. I know throughout the last 5-6 months, all the world has been hearing about was Obama, and I'm pretty sure people are ready to go on with their lives.. Like ok he won, its over now.. I was the same way, but I realized that its not over.. It has just begun.. The task to restore the United States of America is now underway.. So there was Obama, completely poised, exuding confidence as usual, ready to take on the task ahead of him.. Its not an east task.. This country isn't what it was 8 years ago.. And his words were eccentric, but we shall see if he's up to the task of doing what he promised.. His plate is full.. Ongoing wars, a failing economy, a health care system that is completely flawed (I personally know this.. Owing over 1000 dollars), and global warming.. He promised he would fix all of this, lets see if he can keep it.. I think he can though, I have confidence in him.. What I found most intriguing ab out this whole day was when I found out that right after he took the oath and said his speech and all that good stuff, instead of parlaying(if that's a word) and getting ready for the parade, he instead went to the oval office and got to work (hopefully signing the documents necessary to close Guantanamo Bay).. I wish my mother was alive to see this. I remember when she went to vote, she let me pull the lever to the side.. Her favorite president was John F. Kennedy.. And if anyone studied Kennedy, Barack Obama and him are very similar.. So I'm sure she would love him..
President Obama, America is behind you.. Please do not fail us.. Ahh I love saying President instead of President-Elect lol.. And as I'm writing this, George W. Bush is heading back to the Texas Ranch.. Never to been seen working in the White House again.. God bless America

wtf

And just like that.. I can't see myself without her.. Its just so effin hard.. I dunno man.. Shit sucks forreal.. She was the centerpiece of my maturity, of my growth.. She was there thru it all.. She was Me.. She's who I am.. She's who I try to impress, no one else.. I think I understand it all now..

The Beginning of the End

How in Tarnation are the Arizona Cardinals in the Super Bowl? Wtf happened? Speakin of wtf happened, it happened quick.. I think maybe she had it planned.. She knew it all along I guess.. Oh well.. What can I do? Just man up and face the music.. And the music is louder then its ever been.. But this time im not gonna try to get her back.. No long letters about what she means to me.. Im done with that shit.. They say if you love her, you should fight for her.. I fought too much though.. Im putting my head down and walkin away.. Lol, mad emo right? But ima pick my head right back up and this time im gonna run.. Run until I start flying.. Im free.. Nothing can stop me.. Not you, not anyone.. Smh, and as im writin this, tears are rollin down my face.. CanE is gonna be alright though, you can bet on that.. Im out

spur of the moment

Im writing this as my feelings are still settling so if I come off a little fucked up, I apologize in advance.. I might not feel like this 2morrow, but as of right now, I think its time for me to enjoy my life.. Alone.. No shackles no one wondering what im doing, or who im with.. No explanations to give anyone when I decide I wanna hang out.. Anywhere.. I just wanna feel like a bird who's been locked in a cage and just been suddenly let free.. Why can't I feel like that? Of course there's gonna be two sides to the story, and me being of the male species of course your going to assume it was me that was fucked up.. But I refuse to believe it.. Im stubborn.. And it don't look like im changin anytime soon.. Not for no one.. Period.. I feel bad already lol.. I already feel like deleting this post.. But nah fuck it, I want you to read it.. Know how I feel.. 1... like u sed (:

The Emperors Soundtrack

Has anyone noticed my middle of the night blogging habits? I don't know why, but it seems the middle of the night is when I get my thoughts together best.. I was actually sleeping for a little while then woke back up, no I can't go back to sleep, so I decided to blog.. Anyways, I think I mentioned in my previous blog that I was going to start telling you more of myself (if I didn't, I meant to). So with that said, I'd like to share my view on music.. For those that don't know me, hip-hop is my anti-drug.. After Pooty of course.. But yes, I am a huge hip-hop fan.. More specifically East Coast.. Even more specific then that, New York.. If you wanna dig deeper, Queens rapper.. If you must know, im a huge Nas fan.. Although I can't say he was the reason I started listening to rap (Juvenile was.. Weird? I know), his music is a reason why I am the way I am.. Quiet amongst strangers but very open amongst my peers.. Kinda like his music.. Don't understand, I'll explain.. For a stranger who doesn't know his music, when they first hear it, they acknowledge the music as good, but nothing more.. Because they aren't really listening.. Until they actually start to listen.. And then that opens up another world.. Just as I am..
Another favorite rapper of mine is Lupe Fiasco.. I dunno, dude just rocks.. Very intelligent, high energy, super lyrical.. He's a beast..
Speakin of super lyrical, Pun!!!.. My man Pun was nasty.. Anybody who thinks otherwise should go listen to country music right now or try stopping an amtrak with their head (thanks Millz)..
So Nas, Lupe, Big Pun.. My top 3.. Don't agree? Sucks for you..
That was just so you can know me a little better.. Get a better understanding.. Oh, and if you want me to love you indefinately, just buy me any CD from either of those 3.. Or concert tickets.. Either or is fine..

"Save the music ya'll" - Nas

Oh btw, fuck the new york transit system.. Took me 2 hours to get to work today.. Damn shame if you ask me..

Aight, back to sleep.. Wakin up at 11..grrr


Zzzzzz

public Service Announcement

Nation.. When I started this blog, my intentions were pure.. To just rant about any and everything, share my opinions, and hope that you people would enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it.. Well Army of mine, it seems like throughout these last couple of days, or maybe even a week, I've felt the need to do more with my blog.. Just making sure you enjoy it isn't enough for me anymore.. I want to inspire.. I want to be the person you look up too in the blog world..

"Its almost as if he were put on this earth to blog" - Kiana (about me)

That line was the inspiration for this post.. Because Kiana also stated that when she reads my blog, she feels like burying herself, or sumthin like that.. I feel as I haven't done what I really want to do with this blog.. And in Kiana's case, its doing the opposite.. I actually want her to blog with a greater passion.. I don't want her to feel as if her blog isn't up to par.. Her blog is actually cool, I actually read it every other day (only because you don't post everyday).. And I jus want everybody else who follows my blog to know that I also do check theirs out.. More frequent then u think too..

Oh another thing.. For the people who read my blog but never spoken to me and don't really know me, I'll probably be posting a like and dislikes list, sometime in the near future..

Canes Army.. Ready for War!!

Vigilante type Nigga

Ok so its 2;55, and Cane is out the house and on the move.. And believe me when I say im on the move.. My pops calls me at 9:30am talkin bout "yo I'm comin to get you, I'll be there in 5 minutes".. So he deadass arrives 2 minutes later , and when I get in the car he tells me "Nelly's baby father beat her up.. Im gonna fuck him up, but I want you to watch my back just incase anybody tries to come in the fight".. Nelly is his step-daughter by the way.. So aight bet, cool, no problem.. So we start drivin around his area lookin for the nigga when Nelly calls the phone and tells my fathers wife that she's in the precinct or whatever.. So we still drivin around cuz my father really wants to hurt this dude and we see a gold colored van that looks similar to the one he drives.. So my father gets out and goes to the window but it was a false alarm lol.. So we drivin again, this time my ass is starvin so I stopped to get me a sammich (turkey,egg, and cheese) and then its back on the road lol.. So his step-daughter calls again for somethin when we stop at a red light and another similar car is right next to us.. So my father asks her the license plate number and BAM!! That's him.. So my father jumps out the car and believe me this dude could fuckin drive.. Cuz his ass sped off quicker then a fuckin Nascar driver.. Nigga ate the light and flew down the street.. So my father was pissed cuz he missed his opportunity.. So we keep drivin but we can't find the dude. 10 minutes later we decide to call it a day lol and we headed to my pops crib.. We arrive there and guess who the fuck is going into the buildin next to his.. Crazy right? So me and my pops get out the car and run up in the buildin but the doors locked.. And its one of those buildin with two doors so u gotta ring the bell to get thru two.. So the dude is passed the second door and my pops is bangin on the window cursin him out in spanish tryna get him to come outside.. And the kid is laughin and sticks his middle finger up.. So my pops got tight and started ringin bells to get in, and when the kid seen that, he fuckin flew up the stairs lmaooo.. So me and my pops run up after him and we see him close his door and by the time we got there he locked it.. So my pops is still screamin on him but then we hear the dude on the phone talkin bout "yeah, 4a" or whatever.. So we like yea we out he called the cops.. So we go outside and we chillin cuz we gonna wait for the cops to tell them our side so we don't get knocked.. So then the cops come like 20 mins later and we start talkin when Nelly gets there.. So Nelly starts tellin them her story and shit and they all go upstairs.. Bout 20 minutes later this dude comes down in cuffs and grills the shit out of my pops lmaooo.. And that was it... lmao shit was crazy.. I know this shit is hard to believe but trust me, word on my moms this shit is all true story

yo Al, how them Chocolate Bunnies doin nigga ? lmao

Aight, seems like peeps wuz upset bout how I air out some family business.. So ima jus make this short and sweet.. I aint say half the shit I coulda and really wanted to say.. What I sed there wuz nuthin to wut I SHOULDA said.. So lets just leave it at that..

AMDC3 tomorrow.. Im amped and you should be too..


Anywho, show some love to the first male to join the army.. My son Alz.. I say son cuz well, he's my son, wtf.. Even tho he's older then me.. But word, check out his blog, I actually dig the introduction, it seems promising... alzwantstowrite.blogspot.com

Gonna see the boo tomorrow, should be cool =).. Suprised her for a lil visit today lol, I think it was cool..

Ok gone..

King? you lookin at him

So during my daily blogger search I decided to take a trip to Ms.Maximus' blog to see if there was anything interesting going on.. And lo and behold, she's actually keeping up with her blog.. What I find funny though is that my name is mentioned in 85.2% of her posts.. Now I know im a hot topic but sheesh Gen, saying my name will only lead to your epic blog burial.. If u haven't noticed I have a fan base of 8 loyal Troops who are wlling to attack at any givin moment.. I don't count Millie becuz she tends to show favoritism to Geni..so anyways, while im jus sittin back relaxing being fanned with a giant leaf by Meagan Good while Roselyn Sanchez is feeding me grapes, Geni is scratching her head wondering how I make blogging look so easy.. Well Geni I'll let u in on a secret, its called Skill.. You just aint got it =\..


Oh and Kiana, u think im slackin on this? Chill shorty, sit back and watch how I do this.. Its effortless really.. U lookin at the Gee-Boat.. This aint no run of the mill blog u readin... U mess with this, u messin with the best.. Sorry for spazzin, but it got kinda under my skin..

I run this blog shit got damnit!!! I'm the reason you people bloggin in the first place!! Pay homage.. Damn it feels good to be great.. Niggas said my blog was sick.. I laughed.. My blog aint sick.. My post are poison, my words are the flu, and my blog is full of SARS!! (Good looks Lupe).. Now break it down.. Aight im out, enough self-gloating.. I'll leave that to insecure people who need to do that to feel good.. I feel good whenever my shorty calls me.. I'll let Millie tell you how fuckin nice I am from now on..

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Geni-1

EASY !!!!

Early BIRDS

Smh.. Its 2:33am on a tuesday night, and I jus got done arguing with my aunt and my grandmother.. Its like these two dummies aint got shit else to do but fuck with me.. Im chillin in my hallway with my neighbors drinkin and playin video games and here comes these two witches puttin on a show for the people.. Talkin bout get inside like im 15 lmaoo.. Like yo, put money in my pocket, then you can tell me to come inside.. Until you pay my bills or buy me food, don't say a fuckin thing to me about who I hang out with or why I hang out with them.. A nigga got a day off from work tomorrow, I can't fuckin enjoy it? Damn.. Smh im sorry ya, these chicks is crazy tho..

Aight anyways, go peep that new movie Notorious on friday.. I won't be able too, I work, so somebody watch it for me =)..

Ok im off this..

say what? Cane aint bloggin like he use to?

I haven't been bloggin for a month yet and already the criticism is rolling in.. Smh.. Its alright though, I guess that's the first sign of greatness lol.. Nah I think its because im so hard on myself and I show it that gives others the reason to critique me.. its cool though, im still here.. Im not goin nowhere so you guy can relax and just watch the GBOAT do his thing..

Anyways, im sorry bout not blogging as much as I'm capable of.. I jus been real busy and the only time I get to actually post blogs is when im home which is rare.. But Army, believe me im not leaving you guys.. While im on my way home or to work or to Pootys or to anywhere, im thinkin of blog ideas and writin down in the Notes on my Kick.. So even though im not posting as rapid as before, my post will continue to be intriguing and insightful.. But even while not posting as much, my average is almost 2 a day.. I think im doing ok, but I'll try to post more.. Aight, later for now peeps, and remember, Cane Loves You..

Hello Brooklyn !!

So I was very suprised when I found out the new Real World was going to be in Brooklyn.. What suprised me even more was the cast.. On the guys side we have a Body Builder, a guy who served in Iraq, the token gay man, and a Morman who's gay but doesn't know it yet.. Now the thing about this is, the guy who served in Iraq and the Morman have like a real close relationship in just the first episode.. So actually, it seems that there's 3 gay men in the house.. Now with the ladies its a bit different. We have a black girl from like Kansas or some shit who was like "Ms. teen sumthin", we have the rocker type chick, and we have a regular girl.. But that's no where it ends.. Usually there's 7 roommates, but they decided to throw in a bonus one.. Is it a guy? No.. Is it a girl? Maybe.. Is it an IT? Yes.. Why is it an IT? Because its a Tranny.. And contrary to Mea's beliefs, Trannies are gross in my book.. So anyways, in my eyes this season is going to be very different.. So stay tuned negroid's

So anywho since we're on the subject of Brooklyn, I would jus like to say, I actually like the borough.. Not too much though, of course its not better then The Bronx, but its cool.. I thinki spend more time there then I do here though.. Im sorry Boogie Down, its just that when im here I get into a lot of problems so I have to go elsewhere, don't worry though, you'll always be number one in my heart.. But yeah, Pooty lives in Brooklyn.. Gotta be sumthin good about that place to be able to cater to the needs of my queen you know ? So if she likes it, I like it..


"Damn sure aint nuthin like a Brooklyn Girl" - Charles Hamilton

Aight, im out people

Oh wait, private #9 Erica from Rhode Island was just accepted into Canes Army.. So everybody say hi..

Aight im gone, I promise

Goodnight New York, Good morning China

how could you be so pointless ?

Anybody feel like my blog is gettin redundant? Am I the only one who thinks I need to spice stuff up over here? Ima have to do what 'Ye does and start postin some models up in here.. And I call him 'Ye because I think since im a pretty dope blogger myself, I think im entitled to call him that instead of Kanye West.. That's for you non-blog or non-rap talent havin dudes lol.. but I dunno, cuz I noticed my Army is 100% female where my fellas at? Wtf.. Im a sex symbol now? Lmao.. So I guess seeing my hairy chest and stomach is the only way to get people interested nowadays? Lmao..

Anyways, im Gonzo.. Much rest must be caught..

*fades to black

No-No-No-Notorious

Every night when I go to sleep, I make sure to put the music from my sidekick on and I fall asleep to the tunes.. Usually by the time I wake up, the library is done and there's no music playing..usually.. this morning at about 8am the song "hypnotize" by Notorious B.I.G came on.. And I started dreaming he was performing it live and after he was done, me and him were walking outside and 3 guys ran up to him with mask on and shot and killed him.. So I woke up crying.. And turned to my phone to text pooty and I noticed that hypnotize was playing.. Smh

I think God is telling me that I must go see the movie.. But he didn't say anything about going with Millie.. Bwahahahahaha >=)

K, done

I said YOOOOOOOOO

Word.. Im sittin here watchin videos and im thinkin to myself "who is the best R&B singer out now?".. I mean, im not really into R&B but I been vibin' with some songs lately.. And I came to the conclusion, Chris Brown has been the top R&B singer for a couple years.. There's a couple of people who poppin too like Ne-yo but I think CB def been doin it up.. I dunno wut Brittney talkin bout w/ that Jamie Foxx bullshit, but I know he aint fuckin with Chris Brown.. Plus, u can't take her opinion serious anyways, she thinks Jay-Z is better then Nas.. C'mon, seriously? Lmao

But word, I dunno I jus wanted to share with you that im a CB supporter even tho im a dude lol..

Oh and jus to let ya know how much of an ass I was back in HS, EVERY SINGLE person who wrote in my book told me I was an asshole in their own way.. Teachers included.. Lmao, im a mess... who cares, I love life and that's all that matters.. Aight

*its never the right time to say goodbye

Cupids Chokehold

So I don't know if anyone remembered my post to find that missing girl for my boy.. Anyways, through much investigation, and determination, Sir Cane the great got a hold of her.. Got the number, gave it to my boy, now the rest is history.. But it was just so funny watching him on the phone with her.. He musta sed "oh my God its Joyce" about 100 times in the span of the conversation and couldn't stop smiling the whole time lmao.. Oh and as promised, 500 stars for Odalis for the number.. So anyways, I just feel like a really good person right now.. He didn't believe it was going to happen at all.. I told him I posted it on my blog and he says "nobody reads that shit, wut the fuck is a blog".. And now look at the nigga, he hasn't stopped smiling yet.. I dunno im jus writin this to show that I am a good person, cuz sometimes I feel like an ass.. So to all you folks who think im heartless, eat your words bitch, cuz I just turned into Cupid !! Aight im done.. No more self gloating.. Oh before I go, I just want you to know that im probably the most amazing person ever.. My blog speaks for itself... HADUKEN !!!!

crouching tiger hidden Booty

Lately I've been uninspired to write.. I dunno why, I jus don't have that motivation.. So if my post start slackin off with content don't blame me, blame yourselves for not inspiring me lol.. Nah j.k .. Well im not kidding about not being inspired, im kidding that your not inspiring.. Maybe I need to encounter a Vampire, or a secret agent, or a Ninja.. Wait, I got it.. a Vampire Agent Ninja lmao.. I unno, but somethin gots to give.. =]

I jus seen the Heartless video.. I unno, im not really feelin it.. Sorry 'Ye.. That whole animation shit, kinda weak.. And oh, speakin of videos... WTF T-PAIN!!! 3 fuckin videos with the same damn effects my nigga? Where's the creativity? Smh, why am I even suprised?

-_-

Toilet CHRONICles

First I would like to say I apologize to anyone from HST that was offended by me saying fuck high school.. And to clarify this, im not saying sorry for what I said, im just sorry you were offended.. That might sound asshole-ish, but if u knew me when I was in HS, then you'd know that's exactly who I was.. Im kind of mellower now, and only act like an asshole when I need to.. But back then, I was an asshole 94% of the time.. I cursed out a couple of teachers, I slammed my math teachers calculator on the floor, I called my Biology teacher a faggot.. I was mean back then.. That's why I don't have many HS friends now lol.. But im on the toilet now and I think im getting constipated, so until next time....

*flushes

Cooley High

Nothing new with me.. Same old shit, same old toilet.. The new years is starting off smoove, even though its been fucking brick lately.. My balls probably shrunk due to the damn cold.. Lemme say happy Belated B-day to my niece Gabby.. I dunno wtf is goin on with Becky, but she better bring my niece around before we start beefing.. Funny shit is, Gabby don't even like me.. She always slapping me =(.. High School Reunion was today.. Did I go? No.. Why not? No idea.. Honestly, I still keep in contact with some people from HS, but all in all, fuck High School.. I was always getting into problems, always barely passed my classes.. Shit was not poppin for me.. But shouts to the people I still keep in touch with.. Oh before I forget, 500 stars for anybody who knows the whereabouts of Joyce Pluas.. If anybody is in contact or can get in contact with her please let me know.. My dude Narul been tryin to get in touch with this girl for years lmao.. Its his lifelong goal.. False Emails, disconnected numbers, he's been trying everything lol.. So Joyce I know your out there, when u read this shit, message me.. Narul's entire existence depends on it.. Lolol, aight folk

*chucks a Duece and acts a fool

The other One

Sorry folks, its been a long time, I shouldn't of left you, without a dope Blog to step too.


so lately I been scheming on what Celebrity im going to impregnate (totally against Pooty's wishes).. And for the longest, its been Meagan Good, but lately for like the past month, I've had the illest crush on Roslyn Sanchez.. I think I love her.. I know what your gonna say, "you don't even know her".. But your wrong.. We have a connection, its like we met in a past life.. I know this because when I look at her pictures, its obvious she had me in mind when taking them.. So Roslyn, whenever u decide to read this, leave your husband.. Im not a homewrecker, but I will wreck something ;-)..

Oh and as promised, the 8th member of Canes Army was inducted yesterday.. Everybody say hi to Maria..*waves a Maria.. Maria was recruited by my top recruiter Kiana, so Kiana gets 1 star for that.. Ok, im gone.. Gotta go watch Rush Hour 2 (Roslyn is in lingerie >=])

Winter Olympic Bound

Have you ever watched professional ice skaters in action? How graceful they are when on the ice.. How they move with the rhythm of the music, capturing your mind with the beautiful moves.. Well, picture the total opposite, and that's exactly how I am on the Ice. I only know two things, and that's to go fast and dodge the traffic. I don't know how to stop, slow down, or anything else.. Just go fast and hope nobody cuts in front of me.. Pooty, the opposite.. She moves at .3 MPH.. She's too careful lol.. She didn't fall though and neither did I.. I did see quite a few falls.. One girl started falling and her boyfriend tried to save her.. He almost did though, but she tripped again and took him down with her.. All in all it was a cool day just being around her..

On another note, make sure to send in applications for my Army.. And im accepting any donations for the "United Cane is Broke" foundation.. Your money would be put to good use, I promise.. I accept paypal, Western Union, WIC, Benefit Cards, and of course Cash.. Ohkay, im gone.. For now >=]..

before I forget...

Note to world:

If anyone ever catches me in the street with yellow,red,white,orange,purple, or pink Jeans, I am giving you full permission to bust a cap in my ass. Kthanks.. Now back to ice skating.. If anyone takes offense to that, then I take offense for having to be in the same country as u fruity colored wearing mo-fos...

Gee BOAT

Is it a bit premature for me to call myself that? I mean, I know I've been blogging for a total of 5 days I think, but even so I think I have what it takes to be the Greatest.. For those who have no clue as to what im talking about, scroll down to the post below this for details.. Anyways, I've got nothing but great feedback thusfar and im hoping my post can continue to entertain those who have been on this quest with me since day 1, those who are now joining, and those who will join when they get over themselves and realize that reading my blogs secretly is still considered being a fan of mine.. So im going to call you guys the "Secret-Cane-blog-lovers union" and I hope one day you choose to apply for the Army of Cane.. Me and my first lady Pooty would be delighted to have u.. Ok now I have to go and get dressed and get ready for Iceskating.. Im blogging in the nude and damn it it feels great!!..

*This has been a public service announcement sponsored by the Secret-Cane-blog-lovers of America

Uncle Sam Wants You

So I promised myself I wasn't going to get into this battle of the Blogger's with my little sister.. Being that I always beat her at anything we do anyways I don't see why this would be any different.. So to show my new and improved attitude Im allowing anyone in the Army of Cane to go and actually follow her blog @ GeniwillneverbebetterthenCanetheAlmightGreatOne.Blogspot.com


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >=]

On another more serious matter, I have now started the application process for those who want to join Canes Army.. Applications will be thoroughly examined by my assistant Doctor Crane and if u meet the proper requirements you will be accepted and givin a shout out in future blogs.. Remember this blog isn't about me, it is about you.. Because I am you.. I'm nothing without my fans.. So get in sync with the GBOAT (Greatest Blogger Of All Time)... God Bless Blog-Merica, and nowhere else

And Another One

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TheSolidSpyder: i think ur motivating to create a blog also lemme go read ur shit lol
cane174: Lol, why u say that ?
TheSolidSpyder: cuz i wanna write a blog shit is hot lol
cane174: U kno this is goin in the next one right ? Lmao

Lol, I can get use to this

Do Me A Favor.. Accidentally step on your White Sunglasses

"George Bush screwed America ; Nas did the same to Hip-Hop" - Soulja Boy

I don't know whether or not to take this serious.. Who the fuck is Soulja Boy to tell anybody about the state of hip-hop? Fuckin Birdwalkin, fake Jordan wearin, 4342 XL Tee rockin ass nigga..This nigga got White-Out on his glasses! WTF!! He hasn't said a hot verse in his entire existance, and THIS is the future of Hip-hop? Smh

On another note, Iceskating tomorrow with the fam and pooty.. Should be a blast.. If anybody has a major fall believe I will laugh until the paramedics come scoop yo ass off the ice, this includes you Pooty.. Skate with caution people and don't try to be no damn Olympic figure skater either, because I will be watching >=]..

3.2..Gone

"Skatin on Ice like Kristi Yamaguchi" - Young Dro

she's better then Love...

Before I even start this post I would just like to say : me and pooty have the best relationship ever.. Now I know that's gonna get some people mad, but I jus wanted to make it perfectly clear..


Ok now that I got that off my bulletproof vested chest, I would like people to know that me and Pooty been thru it all.. And when I say all, I mean all.. Cheating, break-ups, crazy arguments, the whole nine.. But we understand each other.. As crazy as I am, she understands me.. I honestly can't tell u another PERSON who does.. I think I have a clear understanding of her too.. Beautiful Puerto Rican girl from The southside of Brooklyn who knows what she wants in life and is doing everything possible to reach it.. Loving, caring, funny, strong, weird, trustworthy.. You know how they say nobody is perfect.. Well, they never met Yepsi.. Wait nah, she does have a major flaw.. She likes the color Yellow waaaaay too much.. Besides that, she's flawless in my eyes.. She loves her family, her friends, and she loves me.. But then again, who doesn't love me? Im like Cupid personified.. Anyways, I didn't even wanna talk about her just yet, I wanted to make a post about her like on an anniversary or something but I unno, I just feel like the world should know her..

Me: How much do u love me ?
Her: more than V.S, ginger ale, & blistex
Her: alot alot boo
Her: i love u with all my heart & soul
Me: Good enough for me

C'mon , who can't love that?

Things Done Changed...

Whatever happened to :

-LA Gears
-Boys II Men
-Throwback's
-Yoyo's
-10 cent Sunflower seed's
-Joell Ortiz
-one on one fights
-Allen Iverson being a threat
-50 cent owning rap music
-Rugrats
-Jesus coming back to earth
-Kriss Kross
-White on White Uptowns (Air Force 1's for non-New York heads)
-the Yankees being the best
-Parasuco Jeans


Feel free to add to the list in the comment section ;-)

Name a Blogger that I aint Influence

Nice way to start off the new year in my book


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l S L E E P Y l: Caneeeeeee
cane174: Sleepyyyyyyyy
l S L E E P Y l: Im makinq a bloq :)
cane174: Lol
cane174: Oooowwwwww
cane174: Im influential
cane174: I kno
l S L E E P Y l: Shaddup


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