the Return

*CanE enters press room.. Cameras are flashing, tape recorders are recording, reporters are eager to know what happened.. CanE begins his speech


Nation, its been quite a journey.. Throughout this month of January and the ending of 2008, you kept your eyes glued to my blog.. Waiting to hear the latest in the life of CanE, wondering what was going on inside the brain of the mad scientist.. And like a proud parent, I kept feeding you.. Nurturing your soul with the words of the gboat.. You didn't take it for granted.. And for this, I am deeply honored, and completely enamored.. My post bring happiness and entertainment to ur everyday life, I understand and am happy to do this.. So I know what you guys are asking yourselves.. "Why does he need a press conference to tell us this?" .. Its simple.. I want ur questions to be answered.. U got the questions, I got the answers, CanesShack.. lol, and with that said, lets start with the guy in the orange suit..

Orange suit man : "CanE.. You've been missing for a while.. Where have you been?"

CanE : well sir to be totally honest, I been busy.. Working almost everyday takes its toll on a young man, so I didn't have much time to blog.. Nice suit by the way ;-)

Lady in pink : "so is it false that the reason you haven't been blogging is because u didn't pay your phone bill and don't have a computer at home?"

CanE : "Uhm.. Next question please.. Yes you with the Yankee cap"

Lady in Pink : "excuse me, but im part of ur army, I even donate to the united cane is broke foundation.. I believe I warrant an answer"

CanE : "well excuse me toots, but I didn't answer because u didn't wait your turn.. Now, man with the Yankee Cap please, state your question"

Yankee Cap Man : "well Captain, I was going to ask the same question she did"

CanE : "well in that case, your fired for plageurizing.. Please escort yourself out the door immediately.. Lady with the amazingly large Adams Apple"

Lady with Adams Apple : "CanE, is it true that during the course of your Hiatus, you have been spotted playing soccer with Osama Bin Laden?"

CanE : "where's the proof?"

Lady with Adams Apple : "right here".. *holds up picture of CanE kicking ball to Osama's beard

CanE : "oh that.. That's not Osama Bin Laden.. That's Osama Aladdin.. From Disney.. We're friends

Lady with Adams Apple : "um, I didn't know his first name was Osama, and I didn't know he had a beard"

CanE : "that's because America wouldn't allow his movie to be played in theatres unless he changed his name.. And about the beard.. Uhm, when was the time his movie came out? Over 10 years ago.. People age you know, even if he is a cartoon.. Go look at Jasmine, she's using a walker right now.. Last question, *rolls eyes*, lady with the pink

Lady with Pink : "same question as I stated previously"

CanE : "you didn't state the previous question, the Adams Apple lady did.. Too bad.. Ok guys, I think this was a successful press conference.. Be sure to check out my blog everyday for updates.. Peace and hairgreace"

*see's lady with the pink at the elevator..

CanE : hey, you wanna know the truth? Yea I didn't pay my bill, I was broke.. And no I don't have a computer at home.. Happy now? Makes you feel any better? I just didn't want any of my Army members thinking negative.. You know that press conference is going to be posted on my blog right? But since the conference is over, and this isn't being recorded, I can talk freely.. So anyways, good day

*CanE walks down the stairs instead of taking the elevator

*Lady in Pink turns recorder off and laughs..."Bwahahahahahahaha"