New Years EVOLution.

I don't really understand them New Year Resolution thingy's.. Like most of them aren't even serious.. Unless its something like masturbating everyday of the year or doing a push up for the number on the calendar, what was stopping you before from doing your resolution when u decided to make it one? Like, lets say your resolution is to lose 10 pounds.. Why don't u start now? Or lets say your resolution is to stop smoking.. Nigga, start now.. Shit never made sense to me..

On another note, I don't really know the direction this blog will go in.. Not sure if it even has a direction at this point.. But I do know that I'll try my best to keep you thoroughly entertained.. And if your not entertained, I'll just toss u off of a roof.. That's something to blog about lol.. So anyways wait... I jus came up with my first new years resolution!!.. Have a direction for this blog!! So if anyone read the previous paragraph, no u didn't... get my drift? ;-)...

Happy New Years everyone, and may all of your Resolutions come to fruition.... god is love, rev run...Lmao, I always wanted a reason to say that--

Pineapples, the color Pink, & Pooty.

Im just rambling, so I don't suggest u read this unless your taking a shit, in a court room waiting for your case to be called or just completely bored.. So yeah.. Randomness is great.. It allows you to expand your mind. Its actually a great method for falling asleep.. So if anyone suffers from that sleeping disorder (can't think of the name right now) jus start thinking of anything and everything. Soon enough your brain is going to overload and your out for the count.. Either that or drink whatever Wayne is sippin on.. He be lookin like a sleepwalker sometimes.. Wayne, when u finally read this (because I will eventually become famous), lay off of that stuff homie.. Anywho, the name of this post is totally unnecessary because it has nothing to do with nothing.. Similar to the actual content of this post.. So I guess it does relate.. Me and Pooty were actually talkin bout that as being a possible part of the headliner.. Who is Pooty? Pooty is her.. Who is her? Her will be blogged about soon enough.. And so since this blog is pointless , I'd like to add some kind of substance to it . So allow me to introduce my more versatile side :

Intergalactic Space travels with Doctor Crane

My heart is Bee Exx , but I'd rather live on Mars ,Wait no , that's too hot , I'd rather live on stars ,Hold up Mars is a Star , so I guess I'll be a hobo ,Travelin from star to star , when I jump its like slo-mo ,Then I'll send a space shuttle back to earth for my belongings ,Grab my sidekick , my blackbook , and some headphones of all things ,Pit stop in Brooklyn , pick up my itali-rican Queen ,Make sure she grabs that little rabbit with the same name as her King ,And then its off on a journey through the galactic love rings ,Visit the milky way , and on Venus we'll conceive our offspring ,Then its off in the rocketship , to visit planet Zenith ,Plan peace treaties with creatures that average people never seenith ,Their eyes are egg shaped , completely black , and their skin is greenish ,Woke up from my dream , and that's where this thing is Feen-ished

I know what your gonna say.. "Oh my god, why aren't you a rapper", and if your not thinking that then your brain obviously didn't grasp what was said in that little verse.. But the answer to why im not a rapper is simple.. I am.. But only when im in the shower or anywhere else that im alone , but that's a whole 'nother post.. I'll shed light on that soon..

Opening Credits.

Bloggers, boppers, rockers, hip-hoppers, and all those in between... I arrived.. And no I don't mean like I'm in the building.. More like, I am the building.. The building is nothing without me.. Understand? No? Let it marinate.. So anyways, my name is CanE, and I like to think my life is more then what it is.. Im the best at everything.. To me anyways.. And to her.. You'll understand who her is soon enough.. So this is the beginning, so I guess im suppose to tell you what im about and all that good shit.. But I won't.. Because if I told you who I was, there would be no other post.. Its pretty simple who I am though.. Im amazing.. To me anyways.. And to her.. Lol , Deja Vu? I guess I'll give u SOME insight.. This blog will be amazing.. Something you've never seen before.. Wanna know why? Im a blogging Virgin.. I don't read any other blogs('cept hers) and Charles Hamilton's on a bored day(big ups Chuck).. So therefore your not gonna see any other bloggers stuff on here.. Unless I read somewhere that Nas saying he's gonna join Ice Cube and Scarface.. Then that deserves a post..
So anyways, stay tuned for the invasion.. CanE is on it.. And if im on it.. Im on it.. Unless of course im off it.. But I doubt I will be.. So, leave a comment mofo's, and Bloggers , here I come!!!

P.s - if this blog should fail for any particular reason other then I died, don't blame it on me, blame it on the government.. She always does x=